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Om du tror att du r vrickad kan du inte vara riktigt klok.
Det finns tv slags egoister: de som erknner det och s alla vi andra.
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Min smak r enkel: det bsta duger.
Jump in the river and learn to swim.
Uppenbarligen r det ngot fel som r trasigt.
<FIL LOVE.TXT>
Youbetterputabetterbitofbutteronyourknife!
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VAX : 1. En dator. 2. Frekommer ofta i ronen. 3. Annat namn p skiva.
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Ingen behver aldrig spara!
To err is human. <100>To really foul things up requires a computer...
Make my day.
Make my lunch.
There is no cure for birth or death so you might as well enjoy the time in      between the two.
Give me a bucket. <100>I'm gonna throw up...
The more i see of men, the more i love my cat.
A tiger??? <100>In Africa???.
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
He who spends a storm beneath a tree, takes life with a grain of TNT.
You attempt things that you do not even plan because of your extreme stupidity.
Hamburgare r s gott som mat...
Words are the voice of the heart.
Your mind understands what you have been taught; your heart, what is true.
Those who can stimulate. Those who can't simulate.
LOGGA UR !!!
He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
Jag mr illa.
The best prophet of the future is the past.
It is a poor judge who cannot award a prize.
A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.
I know it all. I just can't remember it all at once.
Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
Always look at the bright side of life.
Money may buy friendship but money can not buy love.
Might as well be frank, monsieur. It would take a miracle to get you out of     Casablanca.
Creditors have much better memories than debtors.
Many pages make a thick book.
I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling...
We'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm God.
Every purchase has its price.
Dain Bramaged.
Folk som gillar skmt r gamar.
Is there life before coffee ?
This is the earliest I've ever been late.
Never underestimate the power of stupidity.
Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
Endast en kvinna av 14 kan vissla.
Mind your own business, Spock. I'm sick of your halfbreed interference.
Den lngsammaste snigeln rr sig med en hastighet av 0.00002 km/h.
Mngden utvandrare i Vilhelm Mobergs "Utvandrarna" r 16 st.
If you suspect a man, don't employ him.
It would be easy for me to make it hard for you.
I'm easy to please as long as I get my way.
If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!
We, the unwilling led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the        ungrateful.
Working... <500>
Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
Mama Mia, hundar brja tala mat!
Mama Mia, svenskar brja tala italienska!
Men Tony, svenskar inte tala italienska!
Bravo! <30>Excellente! <30>Splendido! <30>Honom ska vi ha!
You called me?
It's later than you think.
Mistakes are oft the stepping stones to failure.
It's not reality that's important, but how you perceive things.
Du bestmma. <30>Du vara boss.
Like winter snow on summer lawn, time past is time gone.
And now to something completely different... <100>A man with a tape-recorder in his  nose!
And now to something completely different... <100>A man with a tape-recorder in his  brothers nose!
En mus kan inte knna igen en mnniska p 2 meters avstnd.
St p dig - annars gr ngon annan det.
S snart en kvinna tnker ngorlunda snabbt kallas det intuition.
To criticize the incompetent is easy; it is more difficult to criticize the     competent.
Bobby Kempf ifrn Virginia, USA t 3 hela citroner (med skal och krnor) p     15.3 sekunder.
Men seldom show dimples to girls who have pimples.
En 3.35 meter lng bjrk (12 cm i diameter) ts upp av Jay Gwaltney p 89 tim.
You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.
John Kenmuir t i direktsndning i skotsk TV 14 hrdkokta gg p 14.42 sek.
One man tells a falsehood, a hundred repeat it as true.
Ibland mste man vara expert fr att inte frst en sak.
When the wind is great, bow before it; when the wind is heavy, yield to it.
The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
A plucked goose doesn't lay golden eggs.
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Even a hawk is an eagle among crows.
Even the smallest candle burns brighter in the dark.
Vrldsrekordet i kast med brdkavel 907 g (endast kvinnor fr delta i           msterskap) r 53.46 m.
Ett piano som vgde 231 kg kastades av sex mn 2.35 m p Nya Torget i           Norrkping 4 maj 1985.
En sengngare tillbringar upp till 80% av sitt liv sovande eller slumrande.
You have mail.
His heart was yours from the first moment that you met.
Vrldens strsta pizza mtte 26,4 m i diameter.
Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
With clothes the new are best, with friends the old are best.
Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
Today is the last day of your life so far.
Flee at once, all is discovered.
Man who falls in vat of molten optical glass makes spectacle of self.
Go directly to jail.  Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.
For a good time, call 90510.
I'm the one your mother warned you about...
Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
Those who can, do; those who can't, write.  Those who can't write work for the  Bell Labs Record.
God does not play dice.
This fortune is inoperative.  Please try another.
Laugh, and the world ignores you.  Crying doesn't help either.
No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
You will feel hungry again in another hour.
You now have Asian Flu.
God made the integers; all else is the work of Man.
Disk crisis, please clean up!
Many are called, few are chosen.  Fewer still get to do the choosing.
Try the Moo Shu Pork. It is especially good today.
Many are cold, but few are frozen.
The early worm gets the bird.
He who hesitates is sometimes saved.
Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
The future isn't what it used to be. (It never was.)
If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have given you bigger hands.
It is better to have loved and lost than just to have lost.
This is an ex-parrot.
Disk crunch - please clean up.
Center meeting at 4pm in 2C-543
I will never lie to you.
Spock: We suffered 23 casualties in that attack, Captain.
It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa.
Waste not, get your budget cut next year.
Old MacDonald had an agricultural real estate tax abatement.
All that glitters has a high refractive index.
When in doubt, lead trump.
No directory.
* UNIX is a Trademark of Bell Laboratories.
External Security:
Peters hungry, time to eat lunch.
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
Kvinnor vet vad p Dolly P som r kta och vad som r ditsatt.
En kvinna vet vad en man vill ha - ocks nr hon inte har lust att ge honom det.
Those who can do, those who can't, write.
The more things change, the more they'll never be the same again.
New crypt. See /usr/news/crypt.
You might have mail.
You can't go home again, unless you set $HOME
You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
There is yet another call for Bob Greenberg.
The law of today : Murphys law.
Svarta hl r mrkliga freteelser: Mycket kommer in, men inte ens ljuset       kommer ut.
Bilar r till fr att frkorta avstnd, som mellan denna vrld och nsta.
Birdie birdie nam nam.
Que?
Dr gr elefanterna med sina stora ftter och betar.
Svaret p meningen med livet r : 42 (Ur: Universum, livet och allt. av         Douglas Adams.)
GLIPP - Ett Monty & Kaj program.
Frr var det nu, fast jvligare var det desto vrre.<100> Men s hr jvla smre, hardet ta mig fan aldrig varit dligt.
G sakta - kom tillbaka fort.
10110-111=1111
Ut och fiska!
Kolla kaffet!
Jag vgrar att acceptera mnniskans undergng.
Efter middagen beslt bonden sig fr att g ut o s v.
Redan de gamla grekerna trodde sig leva i nutiden.
Det som fungerar r frldrat.
Om ngon visslar efter en medellders kvinna s kr hon taxi.
Hur kan du kalla det stor krlek nr dina frldrar inte har ngot emot honom.
Sen jag rkade ut fr personlighetsklyvning knner jag mej inte s ensam lngre.
Enda gngen han ppnar kften i riksdagen r nr han ska lgga in snus.
Man ska inte gra sig bttre n man borde vara.
En huslig flicka r numera en som kan ppna konservburkar och vrma innehllet.
Ju mindre man har, p desto kortare tid kan man frdubbla sin frmgenhet.
Man ska inte g ver n efter vatten om det finns l i huset.
Datavrlden bestr av ettor och nollor, men IBM har samlat alla nollor...
Lugnare hst n den hr finns bara som hamburgerktt.
Bakom varje framgngsrik man str en frvnad kvinna.
Nr en flicka frivilligt gr i sin mors fotspr, leder de sannolikt frn kket.
Kampen fr tillvaron r det skraste hrborttagningsmedlet.
Fransmannen Monsieur Mangetout t en champagneflaska p 3 timmar.
G till skrivarrummet.
Det var uselt f d sa skidlparen som kte p ett trsk som var sumpigt o d.
Extra kafferast idag klockan 13:00.
Du har glmt halvljuset p.
Du har glmt bromsljuset p.
Tyst, jag tnker.
Brrr, det r kallt.
Hrda bud, sa Moses nr han tappade stentavlorna p trna.
Sj hej till fabriken!
Vila fr du gra i korvskinnet, sa gubben till hsten.
Den frsta lilla grisen gick till torget.
Den andra grisen stannade dr hemma.
Den tredje lilla grisen mumsa rostbiff.
Den fjrde lilla grisen fick ingenting me'.
Den femte lilla grisen ropa "ack och ve".
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Sg hej till publiken!
Gtan: Vet ni vad som vger 90 gram och slpar i marken?<100> Frga Roffe.
Vet ni vad som skiljer en klocka fr dykare ifrn en dykarklocka?<100> Frga         Roffe.
Vad r klockan nr den stora visaren pekar p Moskva och den lilla p Kpenhamn?Frga Roffe.
Vet ni vad som skiljer Big Ben ifrn Roffe's klocka?<100> Armbandet.
Var ngonstans sljs moraklockor med armband?<100> Kanariearna.
Nsta storsljare efter Survival-Knife...<100> Survival-Watch!
Vad beror det p att Roffe aldrig lyckas komma ur rondellerna?
Vet ni vad som skiljer Roffe's klocka ifrn Big Ben?<100> 100 r eller 90 gram.
Frr hade dykare vattentta klockor och blyvikter.<100> Nu har de bara klockor.
MacDonald's har 90-grammare med brd.<100> Clock har 90-grammare med armband.
I Rumnien dog 10 personer i en jordbvning.<100> I Boge dr 10 personer varje       heltimme...
Seiko har tagit fram en brbar parabolantenn.<100> Kontakta Roffe fr mer            information.
Varfr dansar Roffe motsols p Snck.<100> Rock Around The Clock.
Gr det dligt p flexen?<100> Gr som Roffe, kp ett eget stmpelur.
Tennisspelare har kraftig hgerarm.<100> Roffe har kraftig vnsterarm.
Frr behvde hemvrnet bara sprnga Visby flygplats. Nu mste de ven sprnga   Roffe's klocka.
Vrldens frsta klocka dr hrselkpor ingr i priset.
I vilken riktning simmar Roffe snabbast?<100> Nedt.
Vad r det fr likhet mellan Roffe's klocka och en Harley Davidsson?<100> Ljudet.
Bojsnken?<50> - Frga Roffe!
Det r bttre att skratta t ingenting, n att inte skratta t nnting...
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