                                      
                               winning jokes 
                                      
   In addition to the website joke contest, we also ran an InterAction
   joke contest. And between the two, we got more wonderfully bad jokes
   than a Bob Hope marathon. Some of these have already been recorded by
   our presidential impersonator, so we'd like to give you an audio
   preview of some of Al's favorites:
   
   safesex.wav (209k) This was the winner of our online contest.
   newtriver.wav (170k) "If you come across Newt drowning..."
   finished.wav (86k) "What does George Bush have in common..."
   salesman.wav (268k) This one was my personal fave.
   premarital.wav (147k) "Newt and I were discussing..."
   fast.wav (60k) "Some of the women in Arkansas..."
   3words.wav (62k) "The worst three words you can hear..."
   driversed.wav (169k) "You know why Arkansas only..."
   christmas.wav (82k) "Didn't stage a White House Christmas..."
   spellingbee.wav (159k) "The Senate held a spelling bee..."
   rush.wav (91k) "Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot..."
   
