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**     	              Error! 1.0 for Windows 3.1+                 **
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Released August, 97 by Apollo Software 

Contents

1. Overview/Requirements
2. Description/Instructions
3. Ordering Information
4. Other Apollo Software Products


1. Overview/Requirements

	Windows 3.1+
	Visual Basic 3.0 Runtime Module (vbrun300.dll, included)
		--Put in Windows/System directory.--

2. Description/Instructions

	The sequel to the award-winning Joke & Prank, Error! is a collection of of practical jokes for your computer.  They all resemble error messages or other occurances, but are all harmless.  

	If you've got a fellow employee, friend, parent, brother, or enemy you'd like to prank, this is the answer.

	Included in the unregistered version are:

	* logonsw.exe - "Error Logging on to System"
	* hardsw.exe  - "Hard Drive Not Found"
	* quitsw.exe  - "Unexpected Error, Quitting"

	Just put these in your unexpecting victims Windows StartUp group, and watch 'em squirm.

3. Ordering Information

	If you like the three practical jokes included in this package, you'll love what you get when you register.

	*SEVEN more practical jokes including:
		- One that resembles an Windows 95 error message.
		- "Error Loading Operation System"
		- "Failure to Initialize Sound Card"
		- "System Locked, Cannot Proceed Any Further"
		- "Insufficient Memory, Restart Computer"
		- "Network Server Error"
		- "Error Connecting To Host, Connection Lost"
	*No nag screens, after jokes.
	*First notice of new Apollo Software Produts
	*Discounted or FREE updates or enhancements of Error!
	*All this for ONLY $10!!!!

	Plus, if you just can't get enough practical jokes, you can get the FIVE more in the Extra Pack.  It includes:

	* "Reformatting Hard Drive"
	* "Please Enter Password"
	* A problem with the printer.
	* "File System Corrupted"
	* "Network Not Responding"

	When you order Error! the Extra Pack is only $3 more.  For an order form, see orderfrm.txt.

4. Other Apollo Software Products
	
	All of Apollo Software's products can be download at: http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Pines/3330/software.htm.

	If you would like a sample disk including all of Apollo's products, including:  Best Icon Collection I & II, Joke and Prank 2.0, TimeKeeper 1.0.0001 and Error! 1.0, send $5 in a check or money order, made out to JOHN SHEEHAN, to:  

	Apollo Software
	John Sheehan
	7771-18th St. N.
	Oakdale, MN 55128-5614.

ORDERS WILL BE RETURNED IF CHECKS ARE NOT MADE OUT TO JOHN SHEEHAN.
