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Money is like an arm or leg - use it or lose it 
 - Henry Ford 1931                                              
						
Money is like muck - not good unless spread                  
 - Francis Bacon, Essays XV, 1625                                   
 
Money is like manure. If you spread it around, it does a lot 
of good. But if you pile it up in one place, it stinks like hell 
 - Clint Murchison Jnr                                          
						
Money is flat and meant to be piled up 
 - Scottish proverb                                             
						
Money is like a sixth sense, without which you cannot make a 
complete use of the other five   
 - Somerset Maugham                                             
						
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons 
 - Woody Allen                                          
						
Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy
 - Spike Milligan                                               
						
For the love of money is the root of all evil           
  - Bible: I Timothy                                            
						
Lack of money is the root of all evil 
 - George Bernard Shaw                                          
						
It has been said  that the love of money is the root of all 
evil, the want of money is so quite as truly 
 - Samuel Butler                                                
						
A fool & his money are easily parted 
 - Irish Proverb                                               
						
A fool and his money are soon parted.  What I want to know is 
how they got together in the first place    
 - BBC's Cyril Fletcher                                         
						
Take care of the pence, and the pounds will take care of 
themselves    
 - Proverb                                              
						
Easy come, easy go                                              
 - Proverb                                              
						
Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust
 - Oliver Wendell Holms                                         
						
Where large sums of money are concerned, it is advisable to 
trust nobody 
 - Agatha Christie                                              
						
Nothing hurts worse than the loss of money 
 - Livy, History of Rome XXX, c.10                                    
 
Without money, fame is dead   
 - Irish Proverb       
					
The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for 
you not to have any 
 - Katherine Whitehorn                                          
						
You can be young without money but you can't be old without it 
 - Tennessee Williams                                           
						
It is a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people think that 
they can be happy without money 
 - Albert Camus                                         
						
You don't seem to realise that a poor person who is unhappy is 
in a better position than a rich person who is unhappy.  
Because the poor person has hope.  He thinks money would help.   
 - Jean Kerr                                           
						
Within certain limits it is actually true that the less money 
you have, the less you worry
 - George Orwell                                               
						
Money differs from an automobile or mistress in being equally 
important to those who have it and those who do not   
 - John Kenneth Galbraith                                         
 
Money is indeed the most important thing in the world; and all 
sound and sucessful personal and national morality should have 
this fact for its basis                                   
 - George Bernard Shaw                                         
						
Money is a singular thing.  It ranks with love as man's greatest 
source of joy.  And with death as his greatest source of anxiety  
 - J. K. Galbraith                                             
						
Money, it turned out, was exactly like  sex, you thought of 
nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things 
if you did  
 - James Baldwin                                                
					
But then one is always excited by descriptions of money changing 
hands. It's much more fundamental than sex  
 - Nigel Dennis                                         
						
Nothing links man to man like the frequent passage from hand to 
hand of cash                                                 
 - Walter Richard Sickert                                         
 
Business, you know, may bring money, but friendship hardly ever 
does   
 - Jane Austen                                          
						
He that wants money, means, and content, is without three good 
friends 
 - William Shakespeare                                          
						
For I don't care too much for money.  For money can't buy me 
love 
 - John Lennon                                          
						
I'm tired of Love:  I'm still more tired of Rhyme. But money 
gives me pleasure all the Time 
 - Hilaire Belloc                                              
						
No one would have remembered the Good Samaritan if he'd only 
had good intentions.  He had money as well  
 - Margaret Thatcher                                            
						
Thirst after the drink and sorrow after the money 
 - Irish proverb                                                
						
A feast is made for laughter, and wine maketh merry: but money 
answereth all things                                            
 - Bible: Ecclesiastes                                          
						
Clearly money has something to do with life -  In fact, they've 
a lot in common, if you enquire: You can't put off being young 
until you retire                                              
 - Philip Larkin                                                
						
Money is good for bribing yourself through the inconveniences 
of life
 - Gottfried Reinhardt                                          
						
The trouble, Mr. Goldwyn is that you are only interested in 
art and I am only interested in money 
 - George Bernard Shaw                                          
						
But it is pretty to see what money will do 
 - Samuel Pepys                                         
						
Money doesn't talk, it swears 
 - Bob Dylan                                            
						
I think money is on the way out 
 - Anita Loos, 1956                                             
						
How pleasant it is to have money 
 - Arthur Hugh Clough                                           
						
I can't afford to waste my time making money 
 - Jean Louis Rodolphe Agassiz                                    
 
If possible, honestly, if not, somehow, make money 
 - Horace                                               
						
There are few ways in which a man can be more innocently 
employed than in getting money
 - Samuel Johnson                                               
						
Put money in thy purse                                          
 - William Shakespeare                                          
						
Make all you can, save all you can, give all you can
 - John Wesley                                          
						
Enrich yourself                                         
 - Francois Guizot                                             
						
My boy...always try to rub up against money, for if you rub 
up against money long enough, some of it may rub off on you 
 - Damon Runyon                                         
						
Some people's money is merited, and other people's is inherited 
 - Ogden Nash                                           
						
He married money and got a woman with it
 - Irish proverb                                               
							
Hollywood money isn't money. It's congealed snow, melts in 
your mind, and there you are                                            
 - Dorothy Parker                                               
						
What makes all doctrines plain and clear?  About two hundred 
pounds a year          
 - Samuel Butler                                                
						
What's a thousand dollars?  Mere chicken feed.  A poultry matter
 - Groucho Marx                                         
						
Do they allow tipping on the boat?  Yes, sir. Then you won't 
need the ten cents I was going to give you  
 - Groucho Marx                                                
						
Pieces of eight!                                                
 - Robert Louis Stevenson                                         
 
I think I could be a good woman if I had five thousand a year 
 - William Makepeace Thackeray                                    
 
If you can actually count your money then you are not really 
a rich man                     
 - Paul Getty II                                                
						
After a certain point money is meaningless. It ceases to be 
the goal. The game is what counts                                            
 - Aristotle Onassis

All that good money going on a mere picture, when it might 
have been spent on something really useful, like a drinking 
fountain or a public lavatory                                         
 - Aldous Huxley                                                
			
Well, fancy giving money to the Government!  Might as well 
have put it down the drain                                              
 - A.  P. Herbert                                               
						
Public money is like holy water; everyone helps himself  
 - Italian Proverb                                              
						
My money goes to my agent, then to my accountant and from him 
to the tax man                                                 
 - Glenda Jackson                                               
						
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove 
that you don't need it                                               
 - Bob Hope                                             

It is only the poor who pay cash, and that not from virtue, but 
because they are refused credit 
 - Anatole France                                               
						
No man's credit is as good as his money
 - Sinner Sermons, 1926                                           
 
God often pays debts without money
 - Irish proverb                                               
						
If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some 
 - Benjamin Franklin                                            
						
Let us all be happy, and live within our means, even if we have 
to borrow the money to do it with 
 - Artemus Ward                                         
						
I can get no remedy against this consumption of the purse: 
borrowing only lingers and lingers it out, but the disease 
is incurable 
 - William Shakespeare                                          
						
We all know how the size of sums of money seems to vary in a 
remarkable way according as they are being paid in or paid out 
 - Julian Huxley        
 
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